“You Don’t Have to do Anything . . . “

Nothing. You’re fine.
Isn’t there something I’m supposed to be doing?
No. You don’t have to do anything. Just do you. It’s fine.
Ummmm . . .
Okaaaay . . .
So I don’t need to be doing anything. And you don’t want or need anything from me.
But I’d kind of like to be doing something for you. Do you have anything I can do?
Well, just living your life is plenty to be doing. But if you want I’m sure we can find something you can do for me . . .