Woke Up Feeling Awful

So, for today, I’m asking anyone who cares to to share the words of encouragement, ideas, something funny or whatever they use to keep themselves going when they’d just as soon not. Or maybe you just have something nice to say. Leave it in the comments below. It will be duly appreciated!
But first, for those of you who can appreciate some dark humor and are wondering why I’m reaching out to strangers rather than to my loving cadre of family and friends – it’s because I’m surrounded by people whose idea of being helpful and encouraging looks something like this:
Ahahahaha. I wish I were kidding, but since I’m not, I might as well laugh about it! It’s a pretty low bar, but I’m thinking y’all can do better than that. Share! Please?